Leading thinkers and scientists of the usherers of the coming new Muslamic Golden Age, the Islamic Renaissance, have spent countless hours researching the article, Trump Converts To Islam: Confuses Regressives, and have now come to a conclusion. Spokesperson for the think tank, Mesut Özil, told reporters,
“We have let Muslim leaders around the world know that this is a Red Alert situation. The Muslim Ummah is under threat from this article. It is leading millions astray! It’s a code red situation. If we don’t handle this right now, the world as we know it could end!”
Leading philosopher of the Islamic Renaissance, John ibn Sina spoke of his assessment of the article.
“This article is intangible. I cannot touch it, nor can you. And if we are both looking at it now, are we looking at the real one? Are we looking at the same one? Is there a real one? I don’t think so. It has no essence. It is empty, void of any meaning, of any truth. Therefore, I conclude that this article is fake. It’s not real. There is no article. You can’t see it. Also, one more thing.. You can’t see me.”