A conservative, proud Christian and ardent Trump supporter Kyle K. Karlson, corrected Shaykh Hakim Al Jinjari while he was preaching today in a small town in Park County, Colorado.
“I was just taking a stroll when I heard this so-called scholar of Islam making a mistake while citing a Koranic verse. So I corrected him and the shocked looking Mohammedan flipped through his Koran to find out I was right. Of course I was right! I have studied the Koran and all the hadith and tafsirs and fatwas. As they say, know thy enemy.”
Shaykh Hakim’s followers were very disappointed with him, as they thought he was an expert they could blindly follow. They were very impressed with Kyle, however, and used the opportunity to ask him all the questions they had on various religious matters. After that, Khalid Abu Isa, one of the old followers of Hakim, asked Kyle whether he would start a class for them, to which Kyle replied, “Oh, fuck off, you Mohammedans! Get off our land!” We later managed to get the word of Khalid on the matter.
“He is racist and wishes we and our families were dead, but I believe he’s one of those few good Christians who will go to heaven, inshallah. His knowledge of Islam is on a whole other level! He knows more about Islam than most Muslims!”