Following a long discussion among the Council of Muftis, the Grand Mufti of the International Islamic School of the Leap of Faith, Al Tair ibn La Ahad, has issued a fatwa on the miraculous medical treatments in the Sunnah of the Prophet (s.a.w).
“The Zionist Illuminati and Abstergo pharmacies don’t just encourage ants and flies to touch our wrapped candy. They have cleverly spread diseases such as AIDS, cancer, influenza, atheism and secularism all over the world. It is certain that this is a Zionist conspiracy masterminded by the Dajjal to compel Muslims spend money on kafir medicine! Curse him! Curse the Secularist Dajjal and his army of infidels! They go against the will of Allah and must be made to pay! Everywhere they drive they spread suffering in their wake. We must fight them! We must fight them in any way we can!”
Mufti Al Tair said that every Muslim who doesn’t believe him must watch a completely accurate documentary series called “The Arrivals”.
“Nothing is false, everything is forbidden. Just watch ‘The Arrivals’ and see for yourself!”
He then added:
“Unfortunately, joining a violent jihad against them means you are part of a conspiracy by the Zionist entity to make Islam look bad to give the West an excuse to invade Muslim countries. Therefore, all Muslims must fight diseases spread by the World Health Occultists in the infallible way the Prophet (s.a.w) commanded us.”
The Grand Mufti quoted the hadiths listed below. These contain all the information needed by a follower of the truth to practice Islamic medicine and fight the Zionist pharmaceutical conspiracy.
The Prophet said “If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink), for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease
Sahih Bukhari 4:54:537
Anas b. Malik reported that some people belonging (to the tribe) of ‘Uraina came to Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) at Medina, but they found its climate uncongenial. So Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) said to them: If you so like, you may go to the camels of Sadaqa and drink their milk and urine. They did so and were all right.
Sahih Muslim 16:4130
Narrated Sad: Allah’s Apostle said, “He who eats seven ‘Ajwa dates every morning, will not be affected by poison or magic on the day he eats them.”
Sahih Bukhari 7:65:356
Narrated Jabir bin ‘Abdullah: that he paid Al-Muqanna a visit during his illness and said, “I will not leave till he gets cupped, for I heard Allah’s Apostle saying, “There is healing in cupping.”
Sahih Bukhari 7:71:600
Narrated Abu Huraira: I heard Allah’s Apostle saying, “There is healing in black cumin for all diseases except death.”
Narrated Imran ibn Husayn:The Prophet said: No spell is to be used except for the evil eye or a scorpion sting.
Abu Dawud 28:3875
The miracles of Islamic medicine have already been proven. Mufti News has recieved reports of a Muslim brother named Rast’ā al Ghūl, who was exposed to the invisible hellfire in an abandoned place called “Cher Nobill Riaktar”. It is not clear why he was there in the first place. Al Ghūl experienced vomiting, cramps, nausea, diarrhea and anorexia within a few hours and it looked as though he was going to die. By the grace of Allah, he managed to gain access to miraculous Islamic treatments and was cured completely within 2 days. Some doctors have claimed that he is a “walking ghost” who has “less than a week”. Surely, they are unaware that belief in ghosts is un-Islamic.
The renowned Islamic scholar, Dr. Zakir Nike gave a perfect answer to the claims of so-called scientists who deny the miracles of Islamic medicine.
“The brother asked a very good question. ‘Why did Mufti Al Tair tell us to use Islamic medicine when it doesn’t work?’ Well, scientologists have denied Islam ever since their prophet Darwin went to Gelapagos on the HMS Beagul. Now they deny Islamic medicine based on the misconception that it doesn’t work. Brother, let me tell you that they clearly haven’t read the hadith.
“In Sahih al Bukhari, Book 7, Volume 71, Number 614, Abu Said narrated:
‘A man came to the prophet and said, ‘My brother has got loose motions. The Prophet said, Let him drink honey.” The man again (came) and said, ‘I made him drink (honey) but that made him worse.’ The Prophet said, ‘Allah has said the Truth, and the abdomen of your brother has told a lie.’
“It is clear that Islamic medicine works every time and that is the truth. It is unfortunate that the bodies of some people choose to lie. The only way to avoid this is to strengthen your eemaan. The best way to do this is an investment. An investment in the name of Allah subhanahu wa’ ta’aala. I recommend the easy method of donating some of your money to the IRFI and Peace TV. Al Rayan Bank. Swift Code IBOBGB22. Sort Code…”
It cannot be denied that Islam will continue to revolutionize medicine until the Day of Judgement.
NOTE: The hadith quoted here are 100% legit. Click the links near each hadith. While scholars are in disagreement over which hadith are authentic, all Sunni scholars agree that Sahih Bukhari and Sahih Muslim are 100% authentic; even one Shia sect called the Zaidis see the latter as authentic. To save face, many Muslims lie that the hadith are not important when confronted by Westerners. But in reality, Quranists (those who rely solely on the Quran) are a very small minority, most Muslims are Sunni. Sunni Islam is about following the Sunnah, the way of the prophet, which is known through hadith and Sunnis also rely on the hadith and the tafsir to interpret the Quran, to see the context of verses. Allah commands His followers to obey the messenger, i.e; follow the Sunnah: “O ye who believe! obey Allah, and obey the Messenger, and those charged with authority among you. If ye differ in anything among yourselves, refer it to Allah and His Messenger, if ye do believe in Allah and the Last Day: that is best, and most suitable for final determination. (4: 59)” The people who preserved the hadith are the same people who preserved the Quran. Also, many fundamental aspects of Islam are known largely through hadith and NOT the Quran – things like the 5 daily prayers, which is believed by the majority of Muslims as one of the five pillars of Islam. Many Muslims believe that not obeying even one pillar of Islam can make you lose your deen (religion).
This has been a guest post by Mufti Mūr al Tadd.