In a stunning development, sellout Muslim Maajid Nawaz has been ousted from his position as CEO of Quilliam Foundation, the UK based think-tank which is part of the global plot to destroy Islam. Haras Rafiq was named as the new CEO.
“This was not an easy decision,” said Sam Harris, who serves as a board member of the secret organization that owns Quilliam Foundation. “Maajid did a great job. He wrote that book with me, and in general he listened well and he was great at the teleprompter. But lately Maajid had begun to think for himself a little too much, and so we realized it was time for a change.”
Asked what led to Maajid’s ouster, Harris responded, “It’s nothing that Maajid did wrong- and I really want him to know that. The problem is that the Muslim world was just too smart to fall for his trickery. As much as Maajid would try to destroy Islam by appealing to Muslims’ sense of reason, logic and compassion, most Muslims’ iman was simply too strong, and they did not fall for his tricks. And so we thought it was best to find a new, fresh voice.”
“I hope Maajid and I remain friends,” added Harris, while trying hard to hold back laughter.
Ascending to the position of CEO is Haras Rafiq, who brings with him a firmly secular mindset; an impeccable record of dressing like a Westerner and of excusing Western atrocities in Muslim lands; and most importantly, a questionable (at best) commitment to true Islam as practiced by the Prophet, (saws) and the companions.
Those who know Haras Rafiq and have worked with him describe him of having a very “nuanced” and “progressive” interpretation of Islam, which means he has no problem in abandoning practically any sacred Islamic principle the Zionist paymasters ask him to. Even ideas that Allah subhana’wa’ta’aala Himself has clearly made wajib on all Muslims to think in their minds, Rafiq will disobey them the moment his “logic” convinces him that he knows better than all the learned scholars of Islam who disagree with him. This makes him highly susceptible to manipulation by those who seek to destroy Islam.
While he admittedly cannot match Maajid’s credentials as a bona fide “former radical,” Haras Rafiq does claim that he “used to not like the UK very much in his 20’s, but (now he does).”
The move was likely a welcome one for Rafiq, who will immediately begin collecting the £25M per annum salary that Western governments were paying Maajid previously. He will also become eligible to be matched with an American swimsuit model after 6 months on the job, if he so chooses.
As for Maajid, while there is no word yet on his future plans, the UK counter-terrorism office has quietly placed him on their watch list as a potentially “disgruntled Muslim,” and is watching him closely in case he contacts any “old friends.”