A Malaysian student, 15 year year old Syafiq Nik, has found the location of Masih-ad-Dajjal (the False Messiah, the Deceiver) AKA the Antichrist. Syafiq read the following hadith from Sahih Muslim: Book of Strife & Signs of the Hour:
Allāh’s Messenger said:
“By Allāh, I have not gathered you for exhortation or for a warning, but I have gathered you here, for Tamim Dari, a Christian, who came and accepted Islām, has narrated to me that he had sailed in a ship along with 30 men of Bani Lakhm and Bani Judham and they had been tossed by waves in the ocean for a month.
“Then these(waves) took them to an island within the ocean at the time of sunset. They sat in a small side-boat and entered that island. There they met a beast with long thick hair; they could not distinguish his face from his back.
They said: Woe to you, what can you be?
Thereupon it said: I am al-Jassasa.
They said: What is al-Jassasa?
And it said: O people, go to this person in the monastery as he is very eager to know about you.
He (the narrator) said: When it named a person waiting for us we were afraid of it lest it should be a Devil. Then we hurriedly went on till we came to that monastery and found a well-built person there with his hands tied to his neck and having iron shackles between his two legs up to the ankles.
We said: Woe upon thee, who are you?
And he said: You will soon come to know about me, but tell me, who are you?
So we told him our story.
He (the chained person) said: Inform me about the unlettered Prophet; what has he done?
We said: He has come out from Makkah and has settled in Yathrib (Madinah).
He said: Do the Arabs fight against him?
We said: Yes.
He said: How did he deal with them?
We informed him that he had overcome those in his neighborhood and they had submitted themselves before him.
He said: If it is so then it is better for them that they should show obedience to him. I am going to tell you about myself, I am Dajjal and will be soon permitted to go out and so I shall travel in the land in 40 nights and I will not spare any town where I shall not stay except Makkah and Madinah as these two are prohibited for me, both of them. Whenever I make an attempt to enter any one of these two, an angel with a sword in his hand will confront me and bar my way, and there would be angels to guard every passage leading to it.
And so Allāh’s Messenger ﷺ ended the tale.
“…and this account narrated by Tamim Dari was liked by me for it corroborates the account which I gave to you in regard to him (Dajjal) and in regard to Madinah and Makkah. Behold he (Dajjal) is in the Syrian sea (Mediterranean) or the Yemeni sea (Arabian sea). Nay, on the contrary, he is in the east, he is in the east, he is in the east,” he pointed with his hand towards the east.
After reading this, young Syafiq opened Google Earth and saw countless islands east of the Yemeni Sea. One particular set of islands caught his eye, which was shaped like a triangle.
“Everyone knows by now that triangles are among the signs of Dajjal and his Illuminati. For the pyramids are triangular and they had the Eye Of Dajjal, which Egyptologists call the Eye of Horus to fool the people. And did you know? When you put an upside-down triangle over a triangle, you get the Star of David, the symbol of the Jews! So I knew when I came across these islands that I have found the right one. Surely Dajjal is in one of these islands… unless he has left already to start his conquest! His time is upon us! All the signs are clear! People are building tall structures, people are getting more violent and perverted, more natural disasters are happening, the War in Sham (Syria) has already begun! And there have been sightings of a free Al-Jassasa roaming the Earth, people now call him Big Foot,” Syafiq told Mufti News.
In hundreds of years of scholarship, no other person had ever thought to make this connection. Syafiq enthusiastically contacted the Malaysian Space Agency to train its satellite telescopes onto the islands to find signs of Dajjal; The satellite mysteriously malfunctioned, confirming Syafiq’s suspicions.
We contacted the Mufti Council of Saudi Arabia for their expert opinion on this.
“It checks out. There’s no doubt about it, that is Dajjal’s home. I can’t believe some stupid millennial made this discovery; what Muslim scholars have been searching for since they first read the hadith, damn kids and their fancy Jewish techmology. Bet this kid is going to become a billionaire.. doing nothing! All he did was sit on his ass, read some things and play around with his compooter. He’s going to get rich doing nothing, just like all of them JewTubers,” said an angry Grand Mufti as he prepared to read some random rants he wrote for an Islamic TV show, which earns him millions a year.
UPDATE: Internet myth bunker snopes.com has deemed this story as satire, confirming our suspicions that snopes.com is an Illuminati shill.