The Grand Mufti of the Islamic School Of The Leap Of Faith, Al Tair Ibn La Ahad, has come forward to use the recent temple fire in India that killed at least 101 people to show the world that Islam is right. He quoted the Quran.
“Indeed, the first House [of worship] established for mankind was that at Makkah – blessed and a guidance for the worlds. In it are clear signs [such as] the standing place of Abraham. And whoever enters it shall be safe. And [due] to Allah from the people is a pilgrimage to the House – for whoever is able to find thereto a way. But whoever disbelieves – then indeed, Allah is free from need of the worlds. [3:96-97]”
He also spoke of the story of Abraha and his elephant riders who went to destroy the Kaaba, of how they were crushed by stones thrown at them by birds sent by Allah to protect His house.
“The Hindu temple caught on fire because it was a place used to worship false Gods. I do not want to speak ill of the dead, we mourn with the Indians. But…. I have to call a spade a spade, right? They were Mushriks worshipping false idols, they were destined for the hell-fire. Nothing like this happens to the Kaaba. The signs are clear. Allah protects His house.”
One reporter for the Jerusalem Post, one Yisrael Ben Burgerstain, stood up displaying the sort of arrogance one would expect from a Jew, “What about the time the Umayyad Army at the time of Caliph Yazid I destroyed the Ka’aba in the year 683 AD after bombarding it with catapults? The wooden structure within the building caught fire as a result of the bombarding, and the building collapsed. As a result of the fire, the black stone was broken into three pieces. They did not encounter any aerial attacks from birds. What about the time in 692 or 693 AD when Al Hajjaj ibn Yusuf, with the approval of Caliph Abdul Malik Ibn Marwan, attacked Mecca and pounded the Ka’aba with catapults causing its destruction? And the time in 930 AD, during Hajj time, when Mecca was attacked by a radical group called the Qaramitah, the Qarmatians? They killed a large number of the pilgrims and dumped them in the Zamzam well, and looted the black stone; so much for protection. It took the Muslims 20 years to recover the stone, which was found in Eastern Arabia. That said, nobody actually can be sure if the recovered stone was the real one.
“Also what about all those times the Ka’aba was subjected to abuse by mother nature, through floods and fire, without any protection from Allah? The Ka’aba suffered badly of floods and caught fire before Mohammed claimed to be a prophet. It is claimed that Mohammed helped in positioning the black stone when the Quraish rebuilt the structure. Again, in 1039 the walls of Kaaba collapsed as a result of heavy rain and floods. It got flooded in 1941, too, there are pictures of that. And in 1979, Saudi forces and a terrorist group fought in the Grand Mosque resulting in a lot of casualties and damage to the Mosque. Also, it was only last year that a crane collapsed and more than 1100 pilgrims died with the collapse and the resulting stampede.”
The Grand Mufti looked at the Jew with a calm face and said, “Jew you really think I did Nazi that coming? We know all about your silly tricks. It won’t work on us. We all know that those incidents were merely illusions created by Satan, just like those illusions he created as evidence for things like evolution and the history of Islam which shows that it wasn’t divine but just another man made religion that was an amalgamation of various Middle Eastern faiths which evolved gradually instead of coming to be in fully formed states with ‘revelations’. Those illusions are there to test our faith. And our faith is strong enough to withstand them! Speaking of destruction, what about Israel, huh?”
The press conference ended with the Mufti Council and Western Leftists joining together to condemn Israel.