Mufti Khalil wearing the new clothes he got for Eid

Alarmed by the growing no. of 9/11 ‘truthers’ (those who claim that the 9/11 attacks were an inside job), Mufti Khalil has come forward to set the record straight once and for all. Appearing on Mufti Live today, he spoke to viewers,

“If jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, how can the crusader George W. Bush do it? The 9/11 truthers work for the Zionist Juice, the Masonic Hedgehogs, the Templar Abstergo Industries and the Illuminutty elite! They are trying to undermine the Muslims, portray us as weak beings who can’t even blow up a tower. We are the only ones capable of doing that! Muslims can melt steel beams! Indeed, that is a sign for men of understanding! Become a Muslim now or be melted!”


After giving his speech, he invited the Myth Busters to the show and showed the scientific proof of his claims by melting steel beams with his heat vision.

“I have never seen anything like it. Muslims are truly a different race. With heat vision!”,

said a shocked Myth Buster.

“See, I told you. We Muslims are men of science!”

One female audience member asked the Mufti,

“Why are you always talking about men? Men of understanding, men of science?”

The Mufti replied in a very matter of fact way,

“Candy can’t melt steel beams”.

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