Ramadan Kareem, my lovelies! Today Mufti Mat Solo will teach you how to get back at Atheitits in a halal manner during the Holey month of Ramadan.
1. BE SMART
You need to be smart, think quickly and of course, be intelligent. Having an intellect with full INT is necessary to defeat these evil djinn incarnates.
Some suggestions to increase your INT include playing video games, reading classical Greek philosophy, reading the Torah, Bible and Vedic texts, and doing methematics.
2. BE A CRITICAL THINKER
Develop a critical mind. Many atheists aren’t aware of the practicality of the sunnah and the infinite wisdom of the Quran. Therefore you must be better than them by being on top of them.
I don’t mean you should sit on them (it’s haraam if you sit on a female Atheist’s face if you are a man, astarghfirullah.), but you should specifically read the Al-Quran and understand its verses. Specifically, verses 4:3, 4:34, 5:33, 65:4, 33:50. This website summarises it all for you.
3. BE NICE
Be exceedingly nice and polite. Atheists are war-mongering, aggressive and angry people. It makes them even more mad if you are nice and polite to them. Also you will chalk up 2x EXP AQ Points (AQidah Points) if you can maintain your calm and peace in Ramadan.
4. SEND THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
DO NOT PRAY FOR THEM!!!! Some may say show compassion for thy enemies but that is like showing compassion to these Satan incarnates nauzubillah min zalik! Instead, you should give thoughts and prayers. Click on this link to send your electronic donation of Thoughts and Prayers to those who REALLY need it.
5. ASK FOR HELP
If all else fails, and an atheistits angers you so deeply, fill out the form below and send it to your nearest religious police. Insyallah they will take action on your behalf.