The Mufti Council has received a letter from Social Justice Warriors International. Here is a transcript:
To the Mufti Council.
We are writing this to you because you are the ones who are closest to God and we hope you get this message to him as soon as possible. We have a complaint for God. We believe that there is not enough diversity in his creation. Where are all the blue people? And some of us want to be furries! And what about colourful talking ponies? And rainbow-farting unicorns? Seriously, God? You only made one intelligent species and they were made in YOUR image! How God-centric of you! You are responsible for the speciesism seen in humans, you enabled that! And why in heaven’s name did you make two genders? To enable sexism? We need more! Also, why did you make some races and ethnic, religious and various subcultural groups fit common stereotypes of them?! You are enabling racism, homophobia and Islamophobia by doing that! And why did you make heterosexuality the ‘normal’ sexuality.. the only ‘natural’ way to produce offsprings for us humans, you homophobe? And why did you make people with special needs disabled, you ableist!